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homosexaul:

is there a rehab for people that over use the word omg

omg i think it’s called school omg

can anyone explain the difference between how to fart and how to poop

i’ve been trying to write it down but both just comes down “put pressure on your butthole” and i can’t think of anything to differentiate the two but i know how to do both y’know?

kawaiians:

toodrytobeondick:

kawaiians:

were they even serious lol their whole blog is just reblogging from really popular people like a burn blog or smth w/e

wow i am insulted by this

i mean i would reblog from unpopular ppl but idk who they are…

i m like a mildly popuarl homestuck blogger what do u even want from me lol

i like your posts so i am reblogging you but if you’re going to make me out like I AM SOME KIND OF SCIENTOLOGIST FUGITIVE BYE BYE BYE

tltty:

i was playing pool with someone and they lost & said “CHINK” and left the game omfg

that’s chinese for “good game. have a very splendid day, beautiful lady”

friend: do you have a boyfriend?
me: what's the html code for one of those

kawaiians:

were they even serious lol their whole blog is just reblogging from really popular people like a burn blog or smth w/e

wow i am insulted by this

i mean i would reblog from unpopular ppl but idk who they are…

kawaiians:

toodrytobeondick:

kawaiians:

IM SIROSU CALL 911 I THINK IM AHVING A HEART ATTACK I ATE SO MCUH ICE CREAM

they said they couldn’t do much with the IP address i gave you, but if you stay logged onto tumblr for a little longer they could find out where you live

N O NO NO IM OKAY I WAS KIDDING I SAY CALL 911 ALL THE TIME AND I ALSO SAY NO NO NO O ONSOOTSP DONT DO THAT IM OKAY!!! IF I WAS IN TROUBL EI WOULD CALL 911 MYSELF NOT POST JESUS IM SORRY YOU TOOK THIS SERIOUSLY NO!!! IM SO SO SO SORRY OMG

lol…

kawaiians:

IM SIROSU CALL 911 I THINK IM AHVING A HEART ATTACK I ATE SO MCUH ICE CREAM

they said they couldn’t do much with the IP address i gave you, but if you stay logged onto tumblr for a little longer they could find out where you live

anrdew:

homosexuality is a choice

sorry i’m pro-life

twink-182:

if you have blue eyes and dark hair then you’re hot 

ur house or mine